president-abraham-lincoln:

mary-todd-lincoln:

president-abraham-lincoln:

I might try another hand at sleeping…

Bonne nuit, husband.

And bone noot to you, too.


fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

(via slapdancing)


nudityandnerdery:

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

Damn, Denny’s, you guys are doing it right.

nudityandnerdery:

dennys:

denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

Damn, Denny’s, you guys are doing it right.

(via wakeupspring)




bunny-the-lifeguard:

I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

bunny-the-lifeguard:

I don’t know why this is so funny but I legit just laughed for probably 10 minutes straight oh my god

(via rnarshrnallow)



loudest-subtext-in-television:

holmesianpose:

ewelock:

THE NOISES I AM MAKING

FAVORITE

this has been my fave Sherlock post for like a year

(via gerardattack)


meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

(via land-of-water-and-quartz)


imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

(via toodopetoexist)